Happy Fatal Valentines!


So Valentines is just on the corner and it can be quite traumatizing when you suddenly realize all those piles of invisible fat on you- which basically doesn’t exist but for some odd reasons we think our bones are fat!

Just in case you are already traumatized and emotionally drained out, here you go an article I found about weight loss.

However after the moment of “Fatt-umm Realization” the next horror which we face is what I am going to wear. Like do I have a dress?
But before that, a quick gasp, “Would he even take me out?”
Anyhow let’s keep that horrifying thought for the end; so now we have to have multiple dresses just in case of a “Just in case” moment!

So now we have overcome the fat and somehow plunged it into the dress..
-We need to get that expensive gift to show off how much we care for you dear!-

But be careful men don’t you end up getting a large size when it was supposed to be a medium or if you get the large size and it was supposed to be an x-large, in both ways you are dead! And by doing this you might end up finding yourself in a situation where you won’t be able to “find all your pieces to your corpse.”

Ooo Boy! Too much anxiety.  Anxiety “Anxiety” Bad for health.

Plus let’s have the last minute bonus treat-Pimple! It’s quite a bonus, lolx!

And that happens all because of the anxiety melting down in your head resulting in eating all those chocolates, fat piled up, puffed face and missed saloon appointment! Resulting in; a disastrous down-fall of self-confidence.

Now why self-confidence is important? Is another story but in short without it you are really going to suffer.
… Think of valentines as a territory of wild lions, where everyone is fighting for that chick-en.  And so if you fail to get that chick-en, you need to have that self-confidence to still pick up your thick head and walk out proud of either being “friend-zoned” or just ditched for life!

Then there are those times when we are constantly bombarded with those pictures of lovely packed gifts in the newspapers and magazines.
However, we all should keep in mind those “lovely packed gifts” are something which you would never get, and you would surely end up with something you have never seen, thought or predicted of before!

So beware of those facial expression you are going to give out, start working on your
“I am so happy to see your idiotic, insane, dumb, foolish, stupid gift!” expression.

Now such things surely lead up to moments of “Now What”! There, there do you see what fatal thing you are doing? You are creating a volcano of expectations, which might erupt into – an agonizing lava. This might lead you in losing all those hearty emotions and harmonious health.

& Finally the Don’ts….

Don’t let yourself into an unstable equilibrium, which might result into symptoms of distress and depression.
Don’t step into the non-returnable realistic world!
Don’t let yourself fall into fantasies which make you imagine things which result in turmoil’s when things don’t happen the way you expect them to. You can easily fall into an emotional mud and sink into it with no one out there to help you out.
Don’t confuse yourself into these marketing schemes, peer pressure, social paradigm and the desire to show off your valentine’s day on Facebook.

It is okay to sit at home in your pyjamas and have popcorn because it becomes quite fatal to go through the “Arrhytmitistist” moments!

So Just Relax Those Muscles…

& Pull Out That Gorgeous Smile ..


Tiding Up !

One of the hardest things of a girl’s life is for sure trying to remove all her dangling ornaments and her huge collection of perfumes to make space for her brother’s things. And I am going through that now! I just despise the fact that I have to hibernate my entire colourful deodorant bottle and make a choice of what to keep on the shelves.

Hence I decided to give tips to my own self, and make myself stronger in trying to minimize the mess on the table.

  1. Keep only daily use items on the table and dressing table. And stuff everything into the cupboard.
    Make sure they are daily use, not once in a life time use!
  2. Use your pretty colourful cups to quench your desire to have some girly stuff around you.
    You could use the cups for having pencils, pens, combs, eye pencils, gloss, etc neatly stacked on the shelf.
  3. If you have small tiny cute little cupboards place them on the shelf with your hair accessories in them, but make sure you don’t place anything in front of them or its going to be a mess!
  4. Don’t buy any more new creams, until you thrown the old ones out.
    Finish that bottle to the last drop, before you open the new one!
  5. Keep breathing in and out for strength!
    Don’t breath in while a dusting frame is in your hand, you are going to choke yourself!
  6. Remember it’s not the end of the world by keeping your stuff inside! You are just making space for yourself. Give it a try, you would feel much better and spacious.
  7. It’s hard to convince mothers and it’s harder to convince yourself!
    Obvious mothers would always have an issue with where you keep your things and your settings, just stay calm and listen to them and assure them it’s going to be fine.
  8. Don’t get scared when you see all the mess piling up and you are running out of place!
    Take a break, get a drink, sit down, breath, come back in and pile all the things you don’t know where to keep in one place and think!“Do I need them?”“Are they daily, monthly, yearly, or travel use?”“Too old? Should be discarded?”
  9. Important: your plan of the day shouldn’t be including anything but cleaning up!
  10. Don’t get annoyed and just throw things here and there!
  11. Relax!
  12. Usually by the end we are left with a huge empty space and loads of anonymous things. Please don’t pick all that things and stuff them into the empty spaces, because that’s what you have been trying to aim for “empty spaces”!Pile all of those things in front of youWhat I have in my pile are boxes, papers, unknown keys, eye glass boxes, old pen boxes, watch boxes, soft toys, creams, broken make up box mirrors,  etc
  13. Try to put extra boxes for charity. Though it seems like a weird idea but you never know it can be of some use for the poor. Imagine them living under an open sky, boxes can help them somehow!
    Charity organizations also know how to bring the best out of things.

And the last but not the least… Stay Happy ! That would help you with your mess =)